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Jessica States, “I’ve Been Practicing My Cooking Lately.”
Jessica recently posted a short blog post on Girls’ Generation’s official website in which she discussed how she has been spending her free time lately. In the post, she said, “Anytime we have a break in our schedules, I study cookbooks and if we’re at home I experiment with cooking different things.” Jessica said that the reason why she’s been so focused on improving her cooking skills is because she is tired of her reputation as a poor cook.
“After our appearances on ‘Hello Baby’ and ‘Running Man’, it became very obvious to everyone that I was a bad cook. I wanted to improve myself so that I could help out the other Girls’ Generation members at home,” said Jessica. She continued, “I wanted to be able to cook something wonderful for my fellow members so that they could relax and enjoy a nice meal at home after our schedules.”
Jessica revealed one of her tricks to improving her culinary skills as she said, “One important thing to remember is that, in order to make food that others will enjoy, you have to have a strong developed sense of what good food tastes likes. With this in mind, I’ve been sampling many different varieties of food in order to become a taste expert.”
Jessica finished the post by saying, “Lately, I’ve been focusing on how to prepare tasty and savory meats, so I’ve been eating a lot of different meat dishes made with beef, pork, chicken, and even a few unusual meats.”
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Hyo meat?!!?! Ummmm… hahaha good one Michael!
if jessica can come up with a recipe for how
to make meat that tastes like hyoyeon, please
be sure to publish it! i want to eat hyoyeon!
and we all know jessica’s strength is not cooking,
but let’s make sure not to make fun of her for
at least trying, but make fun of the idols who
can’t cook and don’t even try. LOL!
gaaah, why is cannibalism so in these days? HAHAHA!
i now assume Sica knows how tasty *and talented in dancing* meat tastes lke! :)))
The Cucumber never fails to make me laugh!! :D
Keep this column coming guys! ~~
LOL As soon as I read this had something to do with Sica’s cooking, I knew it was going to be funny XD
And… It was funnier than I expected it to be!! “unusual meats” LMAO
lololol i read the first sentence i knew this was gunna be really funny XD
i laughed a lot when i saw that picture
I have to agree with the rest, the so-called “unusual meat” would certainly have an “angelic” taste to it :D !!!
Great article, michaelroni; your best “cucumber” post yet :) !
Daebak !!!
Kenneth.
Unusual meat…So funny!!!!!Would it taste of heaven?
LOLOLOLOL!!! Surely Hyo is an “unusual” meat. The prettiest meat ever… :D Nice one, Cucumber..
hey Jess~ share that sexy meat to me! looool XD
Prolly taste like heaven. :]
rofl… GG…
“unusual meats” hahaha <333
i wonder if she had ever cooked the unusual meats? LOLOLOL hahahah
ummm Hyoyeon’s army must be tasty! Jessica looks like she’s seriously enjoying her meal kekeke
one thing is for sure, Jessica won’t be including any cucumbers in her meals
KEKEKE sica! gd job on thinking of ways to improve ur cooking!
poor hyo! is she gonna be ur another experiment? XD
That meat ain’t unusual.
Unusual meats?? LOL That is hilarious!
So Jessica? How does Hyo’s meat taste? XD
lol. Hyo’s gonna have to arm herself with a cucumber. The Return of the Smelling Sica.
Has “Unusual meats” known about Sica’s plan? ^^
Lmao! This is great! Was wondering where this was going as I was reading but the picture was totally the punchline this time!
Gotta love vampire Sica and Hyo(?)’s expression or lack thereof. Lol. Thanks for another great issue!
Who is that “unsual meat”?
Hyoyeon lol xD
At first i thought that was Taeyeon, but then i saw her hairstyle then i know that was Hyoyeon. Gosh My TaengSic heart </3 LOL
Awww, Sica.. is she really that bad? I mean, i've watched Running Man & Hello Baby, but is she really THAT bad? XD
Jessica is gorgeous in the 1st photo ^^
I wonder how those ‘unusual meats’ taste like………………..
tastes like godliness, probably…. imagine the flavor of adoration and love combined in a premium ‘goddess steak’, that’s what i think it is…