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Survey of Girls’ Generation Fans Shows Surprising Results
A survey was recently conducted by Seoul University’s Sociology Department which measured the distinct behaviorial patterns of SONEs as compared to average Korean citizens. The results, which were published after weeks of research, came as somewhat of a surprise due to the striking differences between SONEs and average citizens.
The survey question that drew the most attention was, “What is your ideal profession?” The most popular answers from average citizens were “doctor”, which received 43% of the votes, followed by “actor” (26%), and “engineer” (14%). When Girls’ Generation fans were surveyed, however, the answers were wildly different. The number one response was “teddy bear”, with 53% of the votes, the number two answer was “pillow” (34%), and rounding out the top three was “dukong” (13%).
Sociologists from Seoul University struggled to come up with reasonable explanations for the unusual answers given by SONEs. The project leader was quoted as saying, “The answers that were given by Girls’ Generation fans were genuinely confusing. ‘Teddy bear’ is not an actual profession for human beings, and yet that was the number one answer from SONEs.” Researchers told SONEs that teddy bears can’t make money, eat food, or do anything at all. Surprisingly, most SONEs weren’t bothered by this and responded by saying, “Well that’s ok, as long as I’m a teddy bear being used in an Ace Bed CF.”
The final report from the survey noted that there were several other interesting answers that did not receive enough votes to land in the top three. They proved to be just as unusual as the rest, as several SONEs answered that they aspire to be frying pans and even bottles of Vita500.
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Written by: michaelroni@soshified
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Teddy Bear, reminds me of the Good Song eps. Omma Generation and Sica!
Totoro, keroro, dukong!
wow! Lol. So funny. I want to be rilakkuma though. Yoong’s favorite. She’ll surely smile when she sees me. Aww!
I want to be…a SWEET POTATO.
My class is researching for our career. I think about dentist but after reading this article , I know that I can be … a teddy bear, tada. It’s fine as long as SNSD hug me like the teddy bear.
Hahaha… the told me I could be anything. I wanted to be a teddy bear.
So Nyuh Shi Dae. Turning people into inanimate objects since 2007.
Great work as usual, Michael! Thanks for the laughs!
I want to be an aircon in the SM Town practice rooms. Sica likes aircons. XD
Or maybe I can be Totoro?
I totally want to be a dukong too. Preferably the exact one that Taeyeon always brings with her. XD
lol.those example are totally my ideal profession especially the teddy bear end the dukongs.haha
this is a really funny one guys! this may be fake,
but i would not be surprised if it came out later
on as a real survey as well. and i won’t deny it…
i would be one of the people in that poll for sone!
LOL! and sunny’s vita500…incredibly cute!!! she
is beyond cute!!!
LOLOL This is too hillarious, I can’t stop laughing. Can I be the bed on Ace Bed CF? hahahaha
Teddy bear for sure… Travel size ^_^
I would totally vote for the bed matress or the Teddy Bear if there was really a voting like that…
I want to be a bed mattress when i grow up. Especially the one where Seohyun rolls aound in Ace Bed CF.
and now i suppose sones want to be a bottle of Yakult LOOK… lol..interesting article..
DAEBAK!
another edition of Cucumber which i soooo love!
btw, HYO looks so pretty in the pic! :)))
yup…teddy bear…yup…..i need that job……look how close Sooyoung is holding it to her body! And it’s sitting in her lap!!!! O.O
Oh god I want to be those Vita500 bottles. Or…Yuri’s bed.
SOO!~
As a Sooyoungster, I wanna be that teddy!
DAEBAK!!!think soshi will be proud of the quality of humor in SONES!
p/s: and i seriously wanna b TEDDY BEAR especially the one in Fany’s Ace Bed!
lol i would choose to be Yoo Ah In, Lee Je Hoon, Lee Dong Wook and Jang Geun Suk :P
Hahaha this is super hillarious, totally made my day XD they shld make more surveyss XD
But yeah i also want to be teddy bear lols
LMAO It’s clear that the photo explaining the “dukong” choice wasn’t necessary at all XD
… But I’d like to see it anyway ^^
wawawawa……… seruisly the cucumber never fail make me laugh…. i als0 want to be dukong, teddy bear
wahahaha, hillarious news you make, can’t stop smiling now LOL
Teddy Bear~~~
LOL~ I want to be dukong the most then, always in a hold of Taeyeon and sleeps with her ^^;;