Disclaimer: The story you are reading is NOT true. Do NOT take it seriously. This article is purely for laughs, nothing more.
Tiffany Voted #1 Idol Most Likely to be Good at Speaking English
Netizens recently voted Tiffany as the #1 idol most likely to be good at speaking English. The poll, which received 548 total votes, ended with Tiffany on top with 31.4% of the vote. Despite the fact that she won the poll, many were confused at the final results. One netizen was quoted as saying, “I don’t understand why people think Tiffany is so good at English. I mean, she was only born in the United States and only lived there for years before moving to Korea. It would make more sense if it was about her speaking American well, but not English.”
SONEs expressed surprise at the results, and many wondered why other Girls’ Generation members did not win the poll. A number of SONEs stated that Taeyeon should have ended up with the top spot on the poll. They cited several examples of Taeyeon’s perfect use of English, such as on Hello Baby when she boldly announced, “I got it! Okay!”
When Girls’ Generation members were asked about the poll, they confirmed Taeyeon’s superior command of the English language over Tiffany. When Taeyeon was asked to show off her English skills, she reluctantly agreed and said a few impressively clear sentences, but she soon had to cut herself off as she was laughing in embarrassment.
In related news, Sunny was recently ranked #1 in a poll for the idol who is most likely to have a stage name that begins with the letter “S” and rhymes with the word “money”.
Disclaimer: The story you are reading is NOT true. Do NOT take it seriously. This article is purely for laughs, nothing more.
(Author’s note: ……….. I still can’t believe somebody actually bothered to publish a news story about how Fany was #1 on a poll of which idols are good at English.)
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Haha Taeyeon is pretty good at English. She has a cute accent.
lol. Taeyeon :)) The S-unny part was hilarious. :))
LOL In related news, Sunny was recently ranked #1 in a poll for the idol who is most likely to have a stage name that begins with the letter “S” and rhymes with the word “money”.
these are high quality articles the ssf writers are writing, and i’m glad i’m able to read them! LOL
laugh of my life. :D
i really love this article.
ssf writers have an amazing talent. :) they think of such out of this world news that entertains S♥NE around the world!
i just think it would have been more ridiculous if Yuri tied the spot light along side Taeyeon.
Hahaha Nice one! Surely Taeyeon’s engrish would be more ‘superior’ right? hahahaha
And who came up with the idea of Fany speaking ‘American’? Lol Wth hahaha.
Continue with The Cucumber :) it makes me laugh and smile like an idiot.
Being an idiot isn’t always bad… right?
Maybe next time you should write something like… Breaking News: SNSD’s Jessica files a lawsuit against Cucumber!
lol i forgot for a moment that i was reading the cucumber because i saw the j.estina add and i was like wtf how can people be so stupid. then i realized i was the slow one XD very entertaining post :)
we;; tjat was quite awesome ^^ always good to have some soshi humour now an then. haha on a side note…how could they not include jessica when talking about the best english speakers??? haha anyway..keep up the great work SOSHI fighting!
hahaha they think same as me, i think tiffany is not best with english but yuri hahaha
haha funny! Maybe Sunny will have a new nickname now, S-Money!
Ehm…. I think sooyoung is idol good when speaking english, lol
“A little bit I speaking english”
lol I’m sure Taeyeon got some english lessons from her wifey
i like her ‘ i got it…ok!’ she has an accent haha kyeopta!~
i must say, i love the cucumber but this edition is seriously funny! :DDD
lol. I thought you would sneak Yuri in there. I .< <3
My comment got cut? :( Anyways, here is my comment
lol. I thought you would sneak Yuri in there. I .< <3
Let’s try this again. Here is my comment
lol. I thought you would sneak Yuri in there. I love Taeyeon’s English. Replayed her Sooyoung English Imitation X100 times. “Ladies and Gentlemen” Turns head. >.<
Lmaooo, this was funny. I LOVE Taeng’s Engrish, yo! xD
ahaha… this is just plain awesome.
I laughed so hard at the “It would make more sense if it was about her speaking American well, but not English.” I see what you did there. kekeke… so laughable.
but yeah, I do believed Taeyeon should top the poll too. LOL. :D
awesome.
Lol! reading these really do make my day! I love how the writers can come up with these ideas!
OMG As soon as I read the title I started laughing so hard XD
And then obviously throughout the whole article…
But at the end, OMG, when I saw the author’s note and clicked the link to see the source… I really couldn’t believe it! That was so damn hilarious XD
Thanks for the Cucumber! Keep the good work! :D
Haha okay that wss quitee funny. Thanks for this…how cn they nt conssider sica wwhen. Talking bout ng speaking idols???? Haha
Haha agree, Taeyeon is the best in English :p
Hahaha, this was great.
Lol’d muchly! :D
I completely agree that Taeyeon;s English is very very good, and she sounds sexy doing it too.
When shes introducing GG, totallllllyyyyy HOTTTTTTT
I wish Tiffany would teach me English.
i understood the irony of the whole
article at the very end with that author’s
note. seriously…tiffany, someone born
in the usa, was commended for her english
speaking skills?! that’s like congratulating
a fish for being a good swimmer. they live
in the water, they better be good swimmers! LOL!
Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! That was Hilarious :D !!!
Thanks for writing these “Cucumber” articles, michaelroni.
I always enjoy reading them and really brighten up my day.
Cheers !
Kenneth.
hehe Tae’s accent is so funny XD
Man I love every edition of the Cucumber, maybe even more that the “real” articles ^^