Disclaimer: The story you are reading is NOT true. Do NOT take it seriously. This article is purely for laughs, nothing more.
New Girls’ Generation Subunit to Debut Next Month
SM Entertainment has announced that the next Girls’ Generation subunit will debut sometime within the next month. There was speculation that a new subunit would not be revealed for some time, but after the success of Girls’ Generation – TTS, SM Entertainment officials determined that it was worthwhile to accelerate their timetable.
A high-level employee within SM Entertainment stated that the new subunit would show a familiar side of Girls’ Generation while maintaining a refreshing feeling. The employee said, “Unlike TTS, which mainly focused on vocals, this unit will have a balance of strong vocals and powerful dance choreography. Their performance style will be closer to what fans are used to from Girls’ Generation, but the songs and concepts will be new.”
While no concept photos or video teasers have been released yet, SM Entertainment did reveal what the name of the new subunit will be. The new unit will follow the same naming style of TTS and the full name will be Girls’ Generation – TaeJesSunTifHyoYulSooYoonSeo. Similarly to how TaeTiSeo was shortened to TTS, the newly announced TaeJesSunTifHyoYulSooYoonSeo will also be shortened for simplicity’s sake, and they will be referred to as SNSD.
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i thought it was real..haha..
lol lol..
cucumber series s still funny and surprising..
looking forward for another..
Thank goodness this isn’t real!
It would’ve been a real pain and a mouthful to read all of that LOLOLOL
Finally XD XD LOL
Whoa you really got me! I was like wait a minute isn’t that all of snsd? LOL :D
ahahah Michael. Ingenius (;
Very nice.
LOL!!! GENIUS MY FRIEND XDDD
I hope it could be happen ! :)
coool.
WARNING, SNSD BADLY NEED A HELP!! THEY ARE LEFT BEHIND!!!
please if you support them, and you want a good news about them, help our girls in 2012 Mnet 20’s Choice
vote vote vote…
i heard that snsd is one a biggest fandom. is that true?
I can’t believe SM is going to repackage SNSD as a nine-member subunit. This new subunit has the same members as the original group!. Arrgghhhh! That’s so stupid. I hate SM.
Yes, I’m trolling. lol
Oh boy, that cracked me up! I thought the punch line was going to be that Girls’ Generation’s new name, TaeJesSunTifHyoYulSooYoonSeo, was going to be shortened to TJSTHYSYS! But hey, SNSD works too! Great article Michael! You never fail to make me laugh!
I like how the cucumber makes me smile whenever I read an article
and this one seems the real thing kekeke!!! ^_^ when this appear
TaeJesSunTifHyoYulSooYoonSeo nice one!!!
imagine if there is a new sub unit in GG.. with Jessica as the “leader”, Title Track.. the cucumber.. rotfl.. or tiffany.. title track “Fish Eyes”..lol
LOL
You guys crack me up
HAHAHAHAHA :’D
HAHAH writer of this is a genius!
The Cucumber, supposed to be SNSD new album name hahahaha…
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Girls’ Generation – TaeJesSunTifHyoYulSooYoonSeo <<<
You guys crack me up! XD~
Lol! Reading this makes it seem the story is real. Nearly fell for it lol. Loving the cucumber ><
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :’D
you had me guessing at the subunit you would make a joke about
the whole time. but as you have done so cleverly in the past, you
presented a story that seemed like it was going to be false and funny,
but ended up being true and funny. good use of word play and
deception. i believe this subunit is coming out with a japanese single
soon, from the rumors i heard. i think the song will be called paparazzi.
but again, this is purely speculation. :-)
LMAO as expected of The Cucumber, this was so funny XD
This one was a simple (and maybe so obvious that I hadn’t even thought of) idea, but I liked it a lot (:
Keep it up! I’ll be definitely looking forward to this column :D
LOL!! OMG!! One of the best & funniest articles I’ve ever read so far!! You’ve just made my day, Michaelroni!! Keep it up!! :))
LOL ayyyyyy troller Soshified<3
Lool it’s a good spoof x]
And be happy that they’re gonna gather all-9 soon, looking forward to Paparazzi’s MV x3
This was great. I read like…where’s the funny…and then bam last paragraph and I was lol lol lol. Liking forward to the new subunit!ㅋㅋㅋㅋ