Disclaimer: The story you are reading is NOT true. Do NOT take it seriously. This article is purely for laughs, nothing more.
Taeyeon Enters ‘Miss Korea’ Beauty Pageant
Taeyeon recently made headlines by participating in the 2012 “Miss Korea” beauty pageant. It was an unprecedented event, as no music idol had ever entered the traditional beauty pageant. Despite never having competed in a beauty pageant before, Taeyeon continued Girls’ Generation’s track record of success in outside ventures as she finished as a finalist.
The “Miss Korea” judges were highly impressed with Taeyeon, noting that she was able to make it to the finals despite being different from the traditional beauty queens. One judge elaborated by saying, “Most beauty queens are very tall, trim, and elegant. Even though Taeyeon is short and rather dorky, she displayed so much charm that we found ourselves voting for her more often than not.”
One aspect of the pageant’s contests that Taeyeon excelled in was the interview. The most memorable answer that Taeyeon gave was in response to the question, “What is a personal dream that you want to achieve within the next five years?” Taeyeon stunned the audience with her generous and heartwarming answer as she said, “What I want more than anything is for there to be world dukongs.”
You know… world peas…
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Written by: michaelroni@soshified
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World Dukong FTW!!! Love the article! :D It was really funny in a weird sort of way… Hahaha! But funny nevertheless. :P
bwahahaha that was clever! I love The Cucumber, it’s so funny xD
World Dukong lololol <3
Haha…….I really love Cucumber……..
Funny Stories…….
SSF JJANG,!!!!
Omg you so funneh xDD
My reaction was somewhere inbetween rofl/facedesk/cringe lols
LOL! haha! i love this one!
Taeyeon and her WORLD PEAS! :))))
LOL HAHAHAHAH. Nice one! Reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FymZHyrHjms&feature=g-user-u&context=G24c4844UCGXQYbcTJ33Z4IFxzAv14PLatlN9lyWN-G1e90MyUI7c
LOL world dukongs ;D
i really love the cucumber
it brightens up my day
HA HA HA
Haha…world dukongs lol.
This is really funny and I had a great laugh.
Thanks for giving me a great start to my day.
World Peas…HAHAHAHAHA
hahaha…serious lame joke but a very good one..’world peas’ not world peace..
i want to buy that dukong so much..huhu
Ok, Lol, I didn’t get it at first. Good thing I scrolled down. Lol, the Cucumber is great, :))
We’d support Taeyeon if she really decides to join Miss Korea. :)
LOL The Cucumber never fails to make me laugh or at least put a smile on my face. Somehow I pictured her saying that in a really Taeyeon-dorkish fashion. Thanks writers and keep it going!
WORLD PEAS. Hahahaha
My reaction to this Cucumber was something like this… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYg6aoml5o
Great stuff as always, Michael!!!
So cute and so pretty! haha! Does taeyeon really likes Peas??
At first I was like, ” Does Miss Korea have a height requirements or something?” but I saw world peas and I was like, “oh my god, i can’t”.
The Cucumber never fails to make me laugh even though I have muscle pains right now. XD
I swear… the lamest jokes are the funniest XD…. nice job Taeng!! :3 world dukongs… too bad it seems unlikely though. haha clever clever :P
Awww, I almost forgot how good is her Amajing engrish .XD
-____- soshified… lol, that was very good word play. I’m using that from now on. :]
hahaha world peas XD
LMFAO so funny XD keep the good work! ^_^
Let them eat peas! ~Taeyeon Antoinette
“World Peas” Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Hilarious, my friend, so Hilarious indeed :D !!!
Thanks for this extremely funny “Cucumber” update, my friend ;).
Cheers !
Kenneth.
World…. peas…
How could you??!
I’m dying here XDD
Awesome story. Reading the cucumber is always a joy but that “world peas” that is just plain out gold. No doubt if Taengoo ever did participate in a beauty pageant, or any of the girls truthfully, she (they) would be well received and will do well.
SNSD fighting!
oh my goodness that was a lame joke…all that build up…waiting for a memorable punchline…and “world peas”…and in case you are wondering, seeing as the point of these articles are to be completely ridiculous…you succeeded!!! i actually really like it! LOL! it was so lame it was funny. a very hard type of joke to sell, and you did it great! world peas!!! very clever!