As a SunYeon Gangster, I declare my allegiance to the Danshin Duo Mafia
and vow to be of assistance in their mission to punish tall people.
I will guard the pocket couple's underground activities at night,
particularly those that take place inside their room.
And I promise to support them in their public displays of affection,
be it butt-grabbing or unabashed kissing.
I shall, under no circumstances, revoke my loyalty from the Dandyu Gang.
As a Royal Subject of the Aegyo Empire,
I swear to adore my king and queen,
to keep the gamers in them happy,
to always look out for their undeniable
cute chemistry, and to always have faith in SunSun.
As an EunHyolic,
I promise to swear my allegiance to the sexy dancers;
To cherish the inside jokes between the blond couple;
To always cry fake tears;
To grin when they interact on shows;
And to pray for the day the Dancing King
and Queen will dance together
GOD IS GOOD. GOD IS GREAT. GOD IS GENEROUS. GOD IS LOVING. I LOVE GOD.
-eLai-