Black Hawk

~*YOONSIC*~

I, YoonSicretive, take you, my beloved YoonSic, as my lawfully wedded partners. To hold hands when you're nervous, to gossip with you when you're curious, to cover you when your butt-fettish attacks. I vow to allow my Gorjess sleep until noon and to listen to my DeerYoona's imitations of Ahn Youngmi until dawn. I promise to laugh when my Ice Princess cracks her Sica-ish jokes and keep a straight-face when my Im Choding laughs alligator-ishly. I will never refuse to eat anything my Sicarella cooks and cook anything my Yoondeerella eats. I swear to not let cucumbers in your sight for a dolphin's scream will explode once Yoona torments Sica with them. All in all, I dare not to jump ship for I'm afraid of your Hello Baby prank. I will love you two with a guarantee that only God could love you more. In honor of the Ice Princess and the Adorable Doe, Welcome to the land where YoonSicretives lie.