Welcome To My Fun House
Oh god why does that sound so sexual.
I highly appreciate you for taking your time to learn about my boring awesome self.
Is it sad I find myself amusing?
I don't think so.
So, let's get to know myself. /stalkermodeon
Hm. Where should we start?
Favorite color?
Lavendar, mint, white, black, light blue, pastel colors in general.
That's right, I chose more than one color. What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
Main groups?
I'm SM bias *****es.
If you have a problem with that, you can go whine to
your precious mommy about that.
Who am I in general?
I'm a hardcore procrastinator. I can't believe I just spent 5 minutes even rainbowing that word.
Um. I am quite lazy in general. Deal with it.
OCD. Very, very, OCD. Jkays. But mildy yes.
I can be an ass. No lie. I can. This gives you no right to call me one. Ass face.
Straight A student. <--- Stereotypical Asian child. [thanks dad]
I'm more of myself online than I am in real life. I dislike people a lot for some reason.
• How different am I in real life? Well, I don't cuss. Often that is.
I don't like children. Nope nope nope. Once they've gone past the age of 3, they're all
annoying little brats to me.
Fun facts
Althought there's nothing really fun about me. OTL
♀ I've been bitten by a snapping turtle before. Holy Krisus. That **** ain't fun.
♀ I am trypanaphobic, slightly OCD, and mildly claustrophobic.
♀ Pianist. /le sigh
♀ Vietnamese. Born in Florida. I speak both English and Viet. Not fluently in Viet though .-.
♀ A have a bajillion cousins.
♀ Holy Krisus, I swear, I am such a stalker sometimes. No joke. Don't believe me? Oh trust me, I am a creeper. LOL
Why am I saying these things about myself?
♀I can't swim. Or touch my toes. Or sing. Or dance. Or have the attention spand of a normal person.
♀ I dislike mushrooms, green onions, onion, lobster, and people.
Well, I guess I should stop giving away information about myself now.
Goodbye for now I guess.
Hope you had fun learning about me. Even though I'm a boring slab of peanut butter.
Please don't come to my house in the middle of the night and knock on my window. I sleep with a baseball bat under my bed.
Adieu.
I swear if you seriously come to my house in the middle of the night and tap on my window, I also have an airsoft gun in my closet. It's not really soft when you get shot with it though.