Taeganger's Vow :
As a Taeganger, I promise to despise all aegyo,
to remain secretive with my butt fetishes,
and to laugh whenever and however I want,
to do everything I can to help Taeyeon in her quest to conquer the world,
to spread my 'amajjing' engrish to everyone,
and to wear a mustache to make my Taeyeon proud!
TaenGang Uniter Vow:
Be dorky wherever and whenever I can
Aid Taeyeon in trying to grow taller
Lose things and find them in the most randomest places
Care for "kids" and be a leader
Sleepwalk and talk in your sleep
For I'm a fellow TaenGang Uniter