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kabbyulEvilMuffin

Pay for you, a simple snack?
Gladly I will.
For everything I lack,
I can repent in bills.
Of course, I will share!
Why? I opaque-ly care.
It eludes me, this philanthropist sense, I am aware.
Though your rhymes are partial-half in your eyes,
the meanings are exponentially applied
[Continued]
Jun 06 2010 05:47 PM
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EvilMuffinkabbyul

Unworthy of my praises? BS, and BS again!
Your words are laudable, ten to the power of ten!
Gar! To what purpose do I speak of math?
It's ghastly, I say, ghastly and bad!
Oh, it's a cold day in Hell, I suppose,
When I am forced to use half-rhymes in prose!
Oh woe is me!
I should have used "parole," I should have indeed.
Jun 06 2010 05:34 PM
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EvilMuffinkabbyul

But alas! It is a sad day indeed!
My money is gone; it has been freed-
I was purchasing frappucinos at a cafe.
Perhaps.. would you like to gallantly pay?
You know what they say:
"Sharing is caring," all the way!
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Jun 06 2010 05:26 PM
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EvilMuffinBlu3k_oz

psssh. sleep is for the weak. xD jk!
thanks! I love my violin. ^^
Update! I've been lacking a fix of update these past few days. :P
Jun 06 2010 05:11 PM
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kabbyulEvilMuffin

[SIGH CUT OFF AGAIN]
any expectancy, have you?
Jun 06 2010 05:08 PM
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kabbyulEvilMuffin

Touching words pierce my heart,
furthering my deteriorating pith.
I am unworthy of your praises, I impart.
Thy game of rhymes, thy gage of pride!
A rhyme for droll?
Why! I would go with parole.
Your soul was too high a price,
for I do not suffice.
Tell me, dear friend, do you feel as I do?
The same anticipation for the upforth reply,
...
Jun 06 2010 05:07 PM
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kabbyulEvilMuffin

My ken is naught.
Your Wonkas are sought.
I fancy sweets such as those;
Perhaps, you may care,
in all my sordid prose,
to share?
Jun 06 2010 04:55 PM
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EvilMuffinkabbyul

But alack! Do not reply yet! There is more!
My apologies for having made thou sore.
I did miss thee some, I contend,
After all, thou art my friend. (Even if it's online xD)
I do have a soul, I must also claim;
Looking for a rhyme of "droll," I was, in our rhyming game.
Jun 06 2010 04:53 PM
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Blu3k_ozEvilMuffin

oh sleepless people. ><
haha very cool! nice violin! haha
Jun 06 2010 04:53 PM
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EvilMuffinkabbyul

Zounds, gadzooks, and a bucket of Nerds!
Thou, Kabbyul, art a blacksmith of words.
(As I look back upon the words I weaved,
A desire for Wonka's candy within me is conceived.)
But anyway, back to my rhyming game,
Thou art as the golden Greek god of fame,
Hephaestus, who wielded the hammer as thou a pen,
Both forged words which with awe I ken.
Jun 06 2010 04:49 PM
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EvilMuffinangelgotwings

it's legal to do ANYTHING in Muffinland. you can rape a young girl (0_0), but beware the shapeshitting muffin of justice! haven't you heard? I HAVE NO HEART. hence the name "evil" :P muahaha. jkjk! You're already weird enough without cheese! xDD.. T_T yesh, i AM supposed to be writing right now, but waaah, stoopid writer's block! I <3 talking with you too :P
Jun 06 2010 04:35 PM
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EvilMuffinangelgotwings

haha, I can see that you dislike poetry xD. Don't worry, I won't use it on you, like Kabby did! I'm a shapeshifter 8DD. yaaayyy superpowers! if you bite me, you'll find that my blood tastes like confectioner's sugar. but you can't have any. all mine. *sucks vein in own wrist* nomnomnom.0_0 that was creepy. but none of my friends dance THAT well... T_T okay, let's just say that i dance badly. xD
Jun 06 2010 04:29 PM
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kabbyulEvilMuffin

*oh god...typo: you MAKE me morose
Jun 06 2010 03:55 PM
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kabbyulEvilMuffin

Lie not. Confess your standing of possessing a soul
If not. High and low, I will search, to retrieve of what was stole,
Your spiritual plasma, your human grandiose
Droll is it, missing me?
You me me morose.
My mind is now filled with the treacherous words of thee
Jun 06 2010 03:55 PM
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kabbyulEvilMuffin

You hath no soul?
Why then, what is it that I see within the deep confines you hide?
I solemnly extol,
withal, I do witness a psyche you abide
[POEM TOO LONG. READ SECOND PART UP THERE]
Jun 06 2010 03:54 PM