Community Status Updates
EvilMuffin → kabbyul
Are we back to the insults game?
Shame, I say, a thousand times shame!
Sexual veteran? I laugh at that,
Do you mean to say I'm a sl-a-t?
I know you're joking, hopefully so,
If you are not, I shall be filled with woe.
Glad I am that you are done-
Sleep now, before your skin is wan.
As for how I know so much,
The Internet has informed me of such.
Shame, I say, a thousand times shame!
Sexual veteran? I laugh at that,
Do you mean to say I'm a sl-a-t?
I know you're joking, hopefully so,
If you are not, I shall be filled with woe.
Glad I am that you are done-
Sleep now, before your skin is wan.
As for how I know so much,
The Internet has informed me of such.
Jun 08 2010 09:48 PM
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kabbyul → EvilMuffin
Muffin, are you a (sexual)veteran?
It seems that you are incredibly well informed
of things that my parents would like to ban
my computer is cold, my bed is warmed
We finally finished the excruciating ordeal
now everything seems so surreal
Bondage...really now...
know of these things, how does thou?
It seems that you are incredibly well informed
of things that my parents would like to ban
my computer is cold, my bed is warmed
We finally finished the excruciating ordeal
now everything seems so surreal
Bondage...really now...
know of these things, how does thou?
Jun 08 2010 09:42 PM
EvilMuffin → kabbyul
Bondage, yes, that was the word,
I just find it ridiculously absurd,
that your innocence is to this extent.
It'd be better for your health if you spent,
some minutes learning of suggestive things.
Otherwise, many bad situations will take wing.
O kabby one, I am not a tot;
I am older than you, like it or not. :)
I just find it ridiculously absurd,
that your innocence is to this extent.
It'd be better for your health if you spent,
some minutes learning of suggestive things.
Otherwise, many bad situations will take wing.
O kabby one, I am not a tot;
I am older than you, like it or not. :)
Jun 08 2010 09:36 PM
angelgotwings → EvilMuffin
LOL i think you have to bring me to a dentist after
these doctors pump the poison aka Muffin's foods outta my stomach.. aigoo.. my fangs! how could you..! T.T
hahah! :P.. the poopoo word wun work anymoar.. sorry.. haha! OMG you really suck at cooking.. hahahahha!
^^ id be happier if you let me drink your blood than to swallow this poison you shoved down my throat,, haha! :P
these doctors pump the poison aka Muffin's foods outta my stomach.. aigoo.. my fangs! how could you..! T.T
hahah! :P.. the poopoo word wun work anymoar.. sorry.. haha! OMG you really suck at cooking.. hahahahha!
^^ id be happier if you let me drink your blood than to swallow this poison you shoved down my throat,, haha! :P
Jun 08 2010 09:31 PM
angelgotwings → EvilMuffin
omg!? are you jealous?! haha! jkjk~ yah! i did have some unwanted thoughts.. thanks! you're such a BI..!
not BIsexual, haha! if that's what you're thinking.. LOL NOES!*chokes on Muffin's poison* "Ca-cant..b-breathe..n-need some w-wat-ter.." LOL sorry, im done eating anyways,, haha! ooh~ ice cream! want some?? haha! :P
not BIsexual, haha! if that's what you're thinking.. LOL NOES!*chokes on Muffin's poison* "Ca-cant..b-breathe..n-need some w-wat-ter.." LOL sorry, im done eating anyways,, haha! ooh~ ice cream! want some?? haha! :P
Jun 08 2010 09:27 PM
kabbyul → EvilMuffin
....I meant a slight grazing of the skin with the thorn of the rose
Not anything of vulgar or masochistic shows
Think that way of her, I do not
My mind is boiling with hatred for this tot.
Pervert, you are aye?
Really, now, BONDAGE was what he explained.
Not anything of vulgar or masochistic shows
Think that way of her, I do not
My mind is boiling with hatred for this tot.
Pervert, you are aye?
Really, now, BONDAGE was what he explained.
Jun 08 2010 09:27 PM
EvilMuffin → kabbyul
If you don't know what I say, just ask
your friend, of explaining, she now has the task.
your friend, of explaining, she now has the task.
Jun 08 2010 09:17 PM
EvilMuffin → kabbyul
Poking and choking, masochism for the win!
Poo! I just realized masochism means sin.
Sexual sin, which brings me to the fact:
You comment on Angel's profile I've read,
"Whipped? Not really any pervy stuff?" let's chat;
Angel will take this the wrong way, I dread.
Poo! I just realized masochism means sin.
Sexual sin, which brings me to the fact:
You comment on Angel's profile I've read,
"Whipped? Not really any pervy stuff?" let's chat;
Angel will take this the wrong way, I dread.
Jun 08 2010 09:17 PM
EvilMuffin → angelgotwings
*Angel's teeth break* nooooes my neck is armor-plated for protection! I'm an alien after all! ALien blood is poisonous, didn't you know? xD *stuffs ketchup-and-soysauce toast down Angel's throat* jkjk! And you know it's coming... poo poo poo poo poo, that comes out like icecream! xD ok, me really done now. 0_o
Jun 08 2010 09:06 PM
EvilMuffin → angelgotwings
*reads kabby's comment below* haha "whip? not really?" @Angel: you're going to find so many more things to tease him with w/this comment, no? xDD pervy thoughts ftw! Why heartache? I give you meds. *gives ketchup-and-soysauce toast* xDDD I AM a party girl. I party in my bedroom. With the pc. xD poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoo! xD I'm done, have fun eating! *coughcomesoutlikeicecreamcough* ok done 0_0.
Jun 08 2010 09:04 PM
EvilMuffin → Blu3k_oz
Thanks, and you too ^^
Grad night! Wild after-party? xD
You have a job?
Grad night! Wild after-party? xD
You have a job?
Jun 08 2010 08:58 PM
kabbyul → EvilMuffin
Poking and choking, she says she likes
Offers to help me with both, but I DEFY.
If she had asked me sooner, than all will be well
Then late at night, I would not have to dwell
Offers to help me with both, but I DEFY.
If she had asked me sooner, than all will be well
Then late at night, I would not have to dwell
Jun 08 2010 08:55 PM
kabbyul → EvilMuffin
She read everything I write to you and you to I
The benefits of being sprawled across my bed
Worry about her not, I really do try
It's just kinda hard when she butts my head
Her hw is making me go insane
if this happens often, she may have to buy me a new brain
The benefits of being sprawled across my bed
Worry about her not, I really do try
It's just kinda hard when she butts my head
Her hw is making me go insane
if this happens often, she may have to buy me a new brain
Jun 08 2010 08:52 PM
