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kabbyulEvilMuffin

Poking and choking, she says she likes
Offers to help me with both, but I DEFY.
If she had asked me sooner, than all will be well
Then late at night, I would not have to dwell
Jun 08 2010 08:55 PM
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kabbyulEvilMuffin

She read everything I write to you and you to I
The benefits of being sprawled across my bed
Worry about her not, I really do try
It's just kinda hard when she butts my head
Her hw is making me go insane
if this happens often, she may have to buy me a new brain
Jun 08 2010 08:52 PM
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EvilMuffinkabbyul

By don't worry, I mean, just help her,
I, just today, had to do such for about 4 hours.
If you're so sleepy, poke yourself in the eye,
Then, I guarantee, you'll be up and spry.
Just kidding, I am, about that poke,
Instead, your friend can give you a choke.
(xD, jk again~)
Jun 08 2010 08:51 PM
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EvilMuffinkabbyul

I'm sorry that Angel, my daughter, is goading,
I shall now go give her a scolding.
Just kidding, Angel, if you're reading this prose,
I'd despise it if you punched me on the nose.
You and Sean are alike, I contend
I'd advise, don't worry about your friend.
Kabby's friend, if you're reading, I say hi,
From what I see, you're pervy, just like I. (^^)
Jun 08 2010 08:48 PM
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kabbyulangelgotwings

LOL. NOPE. I can't think straight coz IT'S LATE AND I'M SLEEPY. Its not the first time we've slept together so no...I dun have those type of pervy things with her. (Well, not really)
Lol, roses. Hhahaha, she'd whipp me with it.
Jun 08 2010 08:43 PM
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angelgotwingskabbyul

she's crashin on your bed and you cant think straight?! OMG! i think you're having pervy thoughts that's why you're so distracted..! OMO! i need to warn my 'comrade' whahaha! jkjk~ yah! why're you so defensive?! do you feel guilty!? dun worry, i have planned the perfect confession for you..! with roses and such!.. whahahahah! OMO! sleeping together?! *nosebleed*
Jun 08 2010 08:38 PM
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kabbyulangelgotwings

WE ARE NOT THAT TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP!! REALLY!!!
Dude, we sleep together sometimes and NOTHING happens.
Jun 08 2010 08:31 PM
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kabbyulangelgotwings

ohyeah, she really is SO much more perverted than I am.
Jun 08 2010 08:28 PM
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angelgotwingskabbyul

LOL but i CAN envision you with her.. though, idk what you both look like but stilL! haha! dun worry 'buddies' you're on the right track..
very right.. you dun even need a map to where you're both 'goin' haha! LOL a ga face.. i think you're both in denial.. haha! jkjkjkjk~ :P
Jun 08 2010 08:27 PM
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kabbyulangelgotwings

We're neighbors. She lives right next door. I think she's going to camp in my room tonight. Her hw is SOO GADDAMN LOOOONG.
Yeah, she's crashing on my bed. This sucks. I can;t think straight.
Jun 08 2010 08:27 PM
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angelgotwingskabbyul

hahahah! LOL i have to meet your friend.. i think we'll get along pretty well..! haha!
hey,"stiff" "rock hard" and "floppy" awesome..!
she really is smart.. next time ask her for some
'lessons' since she's really smarter than you.. in a way.. hahaha! LOL yeah, i remember that you had this 'curfew'.. LOL were you studying at your house??
Jun 08 2010 08:25 PM
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kabbyulEvilMuffin

Feel like fainting I already do.
I see five stars above my head, maybe two.
They spin and twirl, dancing by her face
Only to come closer and they dissipate.
Hallucinating, I think I am.
My friend is slapping me to no end.
(OH GAWD, SHE IS NOT WORTH THIS!)
Jun 08 2010 08:22 PM
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kabbyulEvilMuffin

"Very lucky girl" says my friend
Then she smacks me, saying I should be like "Sean"
My time, my brain and my sleep she lends
Yet, her appreciation is still at none.
I help her with tedious global
and she sees me ignoble
I should just go to sleep, its hot
Really now, I should let the ingrate rot!
Jun 08 2010 08:20 PM
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EvilMuffinkabbyul

There was no "flirting," thus the quotes.
My boyfriend, upon me, he quite dotes.
He has no knowledge of this site.
Even if he did, he'd have no spite.
What homework is it that you're doing?
Trigonometry, etymology, or perhaps reviewing?
Go to sleep before you faint.
Or with headaches you'll acquaint. (I would know. ^^)
Jun 08 2010 08:11 PM
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kabbyulEvilMuffin

College needs not total commitment
It only requires the proper giving
Perhaps in college, I shall make some adjustments
Things like friendship can be thrown by the living
Or perhaps by then, I shall have learned
Sleeping at ten will be spurned
Jun 08 2010 08:00 PM