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Ashley → Rosemariae

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty
face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor.

Aug 23 2008 02:57 PM

Rosemariae → Ashley

Q: what do you call a lady with one leg ?
A : ILENE !
get it ? I - LEAN ;D ?

Aug 23 2008 02:51 PM

Ashley → Rosemariae

Q: Why did Tigger look in the bathroom?
A: Because he was looking for Pooh! ahaha (:

Aug 23 2008 02:50 PM

Rosemariae → Ashley

i bet you you heard this one though :
there were two muffins in the oven.
muffin #1 says: geez, it's getting hot in here.
muffin #2 says:
OH MY GOSH ! A TALKING MUFFIN !

Aug 23 2008 02:48 PM

dongie → Ashley

too bad i dont have anything else to translate for now
i got SGB coming up next week tho... and once jenn finishes her chinchin i gotta help that out.. lol at the 애션뉴중옥탑장 on ur personal info

Aug 23 2008 01:37 PM

A guy is talking to a long-distance telephone operator.
Guy : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI AND LAS VEGAS?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Guy: "THANK YOU." ..and puts down the phone.

Aug 23 2008 01:30 PM