Disclaimer: The story you are reading is NOT true. Do NOT take it seriously. This article is purely for laughs, nothing more.
Dating Rumors Involving Jessica Resurface
Last year, rumors circulated online that Girls’ Generation’s Jessica and 2PM’s Taecyeon were dating. At the time, Jessica dismissed those rumors as being false and admitted that she “couldn’t forget her first love”, a mysterious person later revealed as someone named “Aircon”.
During a recent radio show appearance, the Girls’ Generation members were asked about Aircon and whether or not he and Jessica are dating. Sooyoung jokingly said, “All of the members think that they are secretly dating. Jessica won’t admit it to us, but we think she must just be embarrassed.”
Hyoyeon proclaimed, “After our schedules are finished, we often see Aircon pick up Jessica so that they can leave together, and we don’t know where they go.” Sunny added, “Their friendship had been so close for so long that we didn’t think it was unusual that they spent so much time together. One day we all started to wonder if it was possible that Jessica and Aircon are dating.”
Yoona revealed the most surprising piece of gossip as she said, “There seems to be some pushing and pulling between them. They seemed almost inseparable during the summertime, but lately as the weather has started to cool off, they seem somewhat tense and uncomfortable around each other.” Taeyeon had a serious expression on her face as she remarked, “Winter is approaching, and we worry that Jessica and Aircon are going to drift apart.”
Disclaimer: The story you are reading is NOT true. Do NOT take it seriously. This article is purely for laughs, nothing more.
Author’s note: After an entire year (a little bit more, actually) of silly and nonsensical stories, the Cucumber has reached its final edition. After today, there will be no more Cucumber stories. But don’t fret, dear Soshified members, because there are plenty of great original features that are being produced regularly by the Soshified writers! Thank you for reading the Cucumber over this past year and for the wonderful comments you’ve left on all of them!
Written by: cucumberoni@soshified
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This was one of the things that I looked forward to. Thank you for the stories.
awwww nnnaaawwwww. probably my favorite features by far. and hoping for this feature to continue on.
but nevermind, waiting for more interesting feature from soshified.
thank you for all the hard work!!! =)
Awh, I loved The Cucumber~<3 Thank you so much for continuing this, it was a great enjoyment that I'll continue to look back and read as the years go by. The Cucumber is and will be one of my favorite features/articles on ssf<3
Wai you end?
And Sicacon will never end, even if she gets married. Like The Cucumber should be.
What last cucumber sad face :(
Lol Jessicon shippers
since i just joined this site last month, this is the first cucumber edition i’ve read so i didn’t know what to expect…and i got an embarrassing confession…
in your article when you said first love being “aircon” i was like “who’s aircon? ok shall google later…”
even after i read it till the end i was all confused for like 20 seconds before i go “ahhh lol cause she doesn’t like the heat”
fml…
think jessica’s slow reaction just decided to spread -_-“
This edition looks somewhat more straightforward, but still funny~
The end of The Cucumber Feature seems untimely…ㅠ.ㅠ
aw Cucumber edition is going to end. damn i love this section, it’s so hilarious with the stories. thanks for giving us laughs for the past year, really going to miss you. i can’t wait to see what new original column(s) SSF will bring to Sones. stay fresh as always. mad respect and love to you all. btw this was a perfect story to bring the column to a closed. lol SicaAir AirSica couple are awesome. :)
No Cucumber Edition going to end? Please don’t
I found this hilarious :D
Cucumber ending is just like how it started, with Jessica and aircon, cant seem to believe that this is the end. I still remember this time last year when ii joined soshified, i read its first edition and now already a year. Cucumber has produced so many funny, creative piece. As for this last edition too, I got a bit shock reading the title about Jessica’ dating rumor even though there’s already warning, and then it turns out funny as it always was. Cucumber ends making me realize the time Iam here with soshified is already a year. I hope that soshified writer will produce more creative things like cucumber.
Awww! How sad! I love The Cucumber!
You’re so great Author-nim~!
Anywho, Jessica and Aircon!
I ship them, hard1
I’ll miss Cucumber!!!!
Well, I hope that there will be also another “Features” that will be like this.
More powers to you Author-nim
To Soshified and to So Nyuh Shi Dae!
T_T I am so sad that this will be ending! And with such a hilarious edition too! AirconSica forever! Don’t let the winter drive you apart! T_T
Anyway! thanks so much for the year of hilarious editions! I will enjoy going back and reading them!
Nooo.. I will miss Cucumber editions. I really love reading this. But.. Thank you, thank you for amazing stories! ^^
no more cucumber editions TT-TT aww and this was probably one of my favorites by far :( ahh well. good things come to an end.
I’m so sad that this is the last edition of The Cucumber? I have always been looking forward to new editions of The Cucumber and now there is one less article to look forward to.
Anyways thanks for writing. I always have fun reading your article and have a good laugh over it. Hope you will come back to write again next time.
awww to bad its the final edition. I really enjoyed all the cucumber editions. thanks for all the laughs. fighting!!!
Last. edition. for. the cucumber. NOOOOOWWWRRRRR~ Wae, guys? Wae? :(
I love the cucumber. OTL OTL OTL
Please. don’t. leave. i. love. you. all.
OTL
NOOOOO!! D:
I really can’t believe I’ve been here on SSF even before this started… Time flies by :O Already a year?! Wow.
I enjoyed reading these articles. I’ll never EVER forget the “Imma be the hottest in this pot” edition XD Good memories lol
Anyways… I hope you do well in your future works! ^^ Fighting ~~
Know that The Cucumber was a quick, but fresh and enjoyable reading for many of us SONE :)
Oh no :( ! This is really the last edition of this Awesomely Hilarious series ?!! Ah well, I suppose all good things must come to an end sometime, eh ;) ?
Thank you very much for entertaining the Soshified SONEs this past year, my friend. Kamsahamnida (with 90 degree bow) and cheers !
Kenneth.
Why??? I always love reading the cucumber articles. :( it’s sad that this is the last one, I hope you change your mind cuz there’re many people who love it! But still, I respect ur decision :)
Aw! The last one? They’re so funny though.
Maybe they can come back for a season two later on? Thanks for writing them!
whaaaaaaaaaaat noooo dont leave :(
i always have fun when i read ur articles!
come back once in awhile?
thank you for all the laughter!
Noooo!!!! I love The Cucumber!! It’s so funny and it always has something to do with the girls. We’ll miss you. Now keep doing what you need to do. Way to finish it off it was a good run while it lasted.
Thanks for all the fun stories. Farewell The Cucumber.
come on dude! i thought this was one
of your better cucumbers and you had
to kill the buzz with your farewell :-(
well, you know how those of us with a
sense of humor feel (a lot less of us than
i thought)…thanks for all the laughs! we
know you have a good reason for this…
hope to hear from you again soon! :-)
“well, you know how those of us with a
sense of humor feel (a lot less of us than
i thought)…”
that quote depresses me a bit XD
we need more Jessica-Aircon shippers hehe