Disclaimer: The story you are reading is NOT true. Do NOT take it seriously. This article is purely for laughs, nothing more.
Korean Man Proclaims, “Sunny Saved My Life”
A citizen of a small Korean village recently came forward with a dramatic story of how Girls’ Generation’s Sunny saved his life. The citizen, who identified himself as Mr. En, said that he was taking a walk through a small set of mountains located within his village when he lost his footing.
Mr. En recalled, “I slipped and began rolling down the side of the mountain. I was only rolling slowly at first, but I just wasn’t able to stop and regain my footing, so I started to roll faster and faster.” He continued by saying, “Even with the world spinning around me, I could see that I was approaching a steep cliff. I know my village very well, and I knew that if I fell off that cliff, I would not survive because of the sharp rocks below.”
“Even as I kept rolling closer to the cliff, I screamed out for help. But there was just silence around me. It felt like the whole world was oblivious, and I thought it was all over for me,” said Mr. En. He continued the dramatic tale as he said, “There was a frightening moment of weightlessness as I fell off of the cliff. Then, suddenly, I felt a sharp sensation in my back, almost as if somebody had kicked me. I found myself flying upwards through the air towards a flat part of the mountain.”
Mr. En ended his life-or-death tale by saying, “I landed safely on a flat section of the ground, and when I looked up, Sunny was seated on the ground right next to me with a gentle smile on her face. She put her hand on my shoulder and asked me if I was alright. My heart was still pounding so fast that I couldn’t even respond. I am so incredibly grateful to Sunny for saving my life, and amazed at how she was able to kick me so powerfully and accurately to safety.” Eyewitness reports claim that Sunny wasn’t even looking when she miraculously kicked Mr. En to safe ground.
Sunny declined to comment on the story, but SM Entertainment representatives said that she is simply happy that Mr. En is safe and well. Despite Mr. En’s requests to keep his full name and information hidden from the public, several reporters have investigated him and claim to have discovered his first initial. These reporters and other sources have confirmed that his name is most likely P. En.
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Written by: michaelroni@soshified
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That was great! Wahaha, another hilarious article by Michaelroni! I was trying to make sense of the story until I saw that .gif! That’s priceless! Great reflexes Sunny!
Mr .En , Which is Mr Pen, the one the dropped the pen was Jiyoung, Sunny’s expression was so CUTE when she used her thighs to avoid it from dropping (:
LOL why so CLEVER
Love this story bout sunny ^____^
Sunny ♥
HAHA :D i love you sunny-ahh!
LOL. nice story. i hope sunny would also be with me …
LOL, it’s so funny. I thought that Mr. En was sleeping and dreaming, then Sunny kicked him before he entered the falling off of the cliff scene. But it’s the Mr. PEN who is falling and Sunny does the kick for real. So funny. LOLOLOLOL.. XD
lol that was so unexpected!
I even showed this to my brother :P
A second before posting this I noticed the play on words.
P.En lmao so witty XD
love the cucumber! :)
lol! Its so funny! I love the stories. I was wondering if Mr.En was really a person while reading but then i saw the picture. Lolled much
Love cucumber stories
I was wondering what episode that was?
Totally love cucumber stories.
LOLOLOL this is soooo funny! When I started reading it, I was questioning myself on which incident you guys were referring to… but the gifs told us all. LMFAO!
HAHAHA!
omo, was wondering who this Mr.En was…
Sunny’s awesome footwork to save Mr.En on the GIF below :)))))
gaah, i really love The Cucumber! :D
I just loved this. The P. uns and such. Another smashing job. Sunny is just a boss.
LOLOL. at first i was so confused. just thinking, when did they start completely making stuff up? and what is mr. en? and then i saw the gif and felt the lightbulb light up over my head. haha.
i wonder how you guys caught that? heh. ninjasunny!
This is so funny! I didn’t first understand that how could Sunny kick someone to safety. Then I was thinking that why is he called P. En. Then I saw the gif. Sunny is real hero! This is the second time she saved someone. If I ever was in danger, I’d want Sunny to be there.
LOL. Mr P.en is quite lucky to be saved.
Sunny’s ninja skills are no joke!
wonder how you guys spotted that
if i were to save Mr. En, he would have went flying to his death
still wonder how Sunny did that, she always amazes me
that was awesome!
I was laughing the whole time!
Totally gotta love Ninja Sunny!
very clever with the storyline. i got the pen
reference relatively quickly, but i didn’t get
it immediately. good job! and holy crap sunny!
talk about cat like speed and reflexes, and
tremendous peripheral vision to boot. sunny,
my all around woman, what can’t you do?!
That Mr. En is quite lucky to have his life saved by Sunny.
Hahaha.. I totally forgot about this gif. As I read the article I felt like I should know the story, then the punchline! Great stuff, Sunny is amajjjjinngg!!
I showed my friend (who doesn’t know anything about kpop) this gif and even he said that Sunny was awesome.
i’m still amazed at how Sunny managed to do this.
it’s fascinating, lol.
still, because it’s our Sunny, haha. she does the impossible.
i seriously would like to show her this gif and ask her directly how did she do it? :D