Greetings from The Cucumber! The most recent Cucumber article was published just a couple of days ago, but we’re bringing you this special edition to celebrate a special occasion: our very own Kwon Yuri’s birthday! For Yuri’s birthday on this upcoming Monday, December 5th, we put together a unique Yuri-themed Cucumber article, and we hope you all enjoy it.
Disclaimer: The story you are reading is NOT true. Do NOT take it seriously. This article is purely for laughs, nothing more.
Yuri Declares, “This is the Best Birthday I’ve Ever Had in my Life.”
On December 5th, Girls’ Generation’s Yuri appeared on a Korean talk show and was interviewed on a variety of topics. When the talk show host mentioned that it was Yuri’s birthday, she immediately flashed a huge smile and stated, “This is the best birthday I’ve ever had in my life.”
The host proceeded to ask her why she thought this birthday was so special, to which Yuri responded, “My fellow Girls’ Generation members and I have enjoyed a lot of success this year. We recently won the ‘Best Female Artist’ and ‘Artist of the Year’ awards at the Mnet Asian Music Awards, our single ‘The Boys’ debuted in America, we had a successful concert tour in Japan, and we’ve started our concert tour around Asia.”
Yuri continued by saying, “My fellow members also gave me some great gifts for my birthday this year, although they included one gag gift which caught me off guard.” When asked what the gag gift was, Yuri responded, “The girls gave me a movie on DVD, but it didn’t appear like they went out and bought it. It seemed like they just copied it onto a blank DVD, and then wrote the movie title on the DVD with a permanent marker. That seemed strange to me, but I was even more confused when I saw that the movie title that they wrote on the DVD was ‘Curse of the Black Pearl’.”
After the host said that the title “Curse of the Black Pearl” seemed familiar, Yuri said, “Yes, I thought so, too. But I was a little bit upset, so I didn’t figure it out until I put the DVD in and started watching it. It turned out to be the first ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ movie, which is titled ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl’. The girls all started laughing once I realized what it was.”
Yuri went on to say, “Even with that gag gift, I’m incredibly happy on my birthday this year. It’s been a great year, but our success and awards are just nice bonuses. The real reason why I’m so happy today is something else entirely.” The host asked Yuri, “Well then, if it’s not all your success and your good health, what could it be that is making you so happy on your birthday this year?”
Yuri paused for a moment before saying, “The reason why my birthday is so special this year, is because…. Today, on my birthday…. It’s Monday!!!”
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LOL~~~”curse of the Black Pearl” daebakk~~! ♥
LOLs….great job guys that was really funny….XD
“Cursed of the Black Pearl”…LOLs
LOLOLOL. great job! Once again I watched that video of yul w/ her english! and the curse of the black pearl, i really thought it was something. hahahaha.
lol Pure genius Mr. michaelroni, thanks for the laughter. Yuri so cute with her pouting. Another great edition indeed. it’s so amazing how S♥NEs on SSF staff always coming up with creative stuff, keep it up. Soshified jjang! :)
This is hilarious lol…
Yuri’s pouting face is just too cute for me x-x
anyways thank you for writing this edition
hahaha that’s nice…i like that curse thing. i thought it’s something terrible but then i remembered Pirates of the Caribbean. I love ‘The Cucumber’! but i don’t eat cucumber actually
I got it once I see the movie title “curse of black pearl” that is actually Pirates of the Caribbean. but it’s totally suit Yuri. I can know why Yuri doesn’t understand and fells upset about it. Anyways, I want to do something special on Yuri’s birthday. Happy birthday Kwon Yuri.
LMAO. The ending was brilliant. Didn’t realize Mon was 12/5, but everything seemed to fall in place this year. Loved this special edition.
lewl! when I first heard Yuri’s “black Pearl” title, the first thing that came to mind was POTC! I cannot help but laugh!! The Cucumber is awesome
lol..the last bit was epic!!
Thank you so much for writing this!!
This sounds soo real! LOL Great Job Cucumberers! ^^
I enjoyed reading this! I feel like this is something that could really happen!
Ahh… Yuri’s “Today is Monday!” never gets old. I seriously watch it every Monday to cheer me up lol :)
That Black Pearl gag was so creative! Thanks for a quick, hilarious article to brighten my day! Keep up the good work!
*applauding the cucumber* you guys
are clever. looking at the jokes now,
you would think it kind of obvious to
make them, but you were the first to
connect the dots. i feel kind of dumb
i didn’t relaize them sooner. good job!!!
If there is a birthday party celebrate, there will be only 8 Girls appear in the party. Of course Yuri will be in the party. You shld know who I left out hahaha…. Cucumber!!!!
“Today is Monday!!!” Oh God I really love the cucumber lol
I would like to have the gag ver. of the “Curse of Black Pearl” DVD, how could I get one? keke
Thank you for the hilarious article :))
Hahaha.. that was awesome. I didn’t even realize 12/5 was a Monday this year! Epic, sir!
LMAO what a great ending!! I actually laughed out loud when I read the ending and got reminded of how Yuri actually said it in the clip xD kyyahhh~ great edition^^!
LOL! I expected her to get ‘RickRolled’, even thought the movie title said The Curse Of The Black Pearl.
And I half expected SeoHyun to run away with the DVD once she saw Capt. Jack Sparrow. Hahaha!
Awesome!
I’m surprised she didn’t! maybe it just wasn’t reported, after all Seohyun probably wants to keep a low stalker profile… or she wants to stay loyal to Ban Kimoon (her fanmeet probably sealed the deal)
Seriously lol-ed at the mention ‘Curse of the Black Pearl’ yeah cause I’m also a PotC fan I immediately knew what it was! I was expecting something else though… like a cheap (coughexpensivecough) make of Soshi doing ssanti dance.
And I can’t believe how epic this birthday is gonna be. I see SONEs all around the world shouting ‘Today is Monday’ and the lesser mortals will not have a clue what’s going on. Oh wells.
You had me at “Curse of the Black Pearl”.
LMAO, a great edition once again.