Bam the Great

And with these things I command you to stay away...

I feed Internally Displaced Persons for a living.

My stomach is a bottomless pit and I'm usually a foot higher than most girls my age.

I see the world through -125 graded glasses.

The camera is my artificial eye though my best pictures are those I've made using my fingers and my long-forgotten staedtler pencils.

I'm currently nurturing a love-hate relationship with my guitar.

My idea of an exercise is walking from the couch to the refrigerator.

I'm a cyber nomad. And I do a lot of irrelevant things.

Goldfishes are mad at me for beating their record on the world's shortest attention span category.

I get bored three times in five minutes.

I'm so evil I make onions cry.