SethRyan

Patrick Seth Ryan Chew grew up in a small country called Singapore. Despite being on the receiving end of negligent drivers there, twice, and enduring one of the most dire comprehensive school educations ever, he still manages to wake up each morning with a spring in his step and some glide in his stride. Before Patrick started his career as a writer and began contributing to society, he was beginning to feel about as useful as an air-conditioner on a motorcycle. Patrick prides himself in being ballsy with a scintilla of wit. And while some may consider that a somewhat alluring quality, Patrick attracts just about as many girls as North Korea attracts opposition parties. Patrick now spends most of his days pretending to be a soldier. Although he’d rather be doing anything else, his mother swears he could do with more muscle.