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Dough

Member Since 13 Apr 2009
Offline Last Active Aug 24 2018 08:37 AM

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i'm just posting this lame story that i made up when i was super sleepy cause people told me to xD

Dough company extracts happy essence from an organism called loturtlelvr and then produce pills for the poor called Turtle Happy Pills. We believe our product will bring happiness to all citizens of Doughland thus the future of Doughland will be shining with glory. Dough Company also provides shipping services and our kayaking department is incharge of that. We also provide express shipping services for those who need our products desparately. Our Sailboat department is incharge of this express line.

If our customers have any complaints or would like to refund our product then they are able to do that through our JayBug department.
However we do not suggest our customers to do this because after the complaints are received, they will go through a violent and deadly process carried out by our Chief Executive Jay and his assistant Chainsaw-er Eun.

Dough Company will run a festival for all our lovely customers and the Dough Festival will be sponsored by Big Jim's. Big Jim's has kindly agreed to donate 5,000 doughnuts to the festival.

For any enquiries please dial our Dough Hotline (852) 2180 0000. We welcome all citizens of Doughland to come to Dough Festival. Dough Company will bring the world a bright future! Thank you for coming. This will be the end of our Dough Company Press Conference. I will see you all this weekend at Dough Festival.

New Updates:

Dough Company has successfully expanded! Apart from producing Turtle Happy Pills, we now have a new branch for honey and corn products. Eunbi, a citizen of Doughland who runs her own Bee Farm, is now working under Dough Company along with Farmer Corn who owns a Corn Field. They have agreed to supply us with honey and corn all year round. Dough Company will release these new products by the end of this year. We are also improving our Turtle Happy Pills due to the accident that occurred yesterday. This is a warning to all customers. An overdose of Turtle Happy Pills may cause insanity. Our company is working on the antidote. Keep the product out of reach of children. Especially those who are called Sailboat.

Happy Halloween Skype Crew <3